I speak fluent sarcasm, hanging slate sign with jute rope, Gift for sarcastic person
'I speak fluent sarcasm' slate sign. The perfect gift for those who use words like stinging weapons.
Know someone who annoys you daily with their witty comebacks? Get them this unique handcut slate sign.
Measuring approximately 9.7 x 4.7 inches, this high quality slate sign will make the perfect gift
Please allow three working days for your sign to be despatched
As the item is handmade to order please allow up to 3 working days for your item to be made.
If UK, you can choose at checkout whether you would like first or second class post, all items are sent as a parcel. 1st Class is usually received in the UK 1-2 working days after posting and 2nd class between 2-3 working days.
* Please note that Royal Mail do not operate on bank holidays and this will cause a delay with deliveries *
If UK and you have been provided with a Royal Mail 'tracking number', this will only update on Royal Mails website once it has been 'signed for' they do not provide dynamic tracking.
All items going internationally are sent via Royal Mail International mail unless stated it is being sent by courier
We ship worldwide
As we send our slates via Royal Mail we are unable to take requests of where the item should be left in case you are not in.